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'Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen' presents a real conundrum.

Because I suppose that it's my professional responsibility to provide every movie the benefit of a full and thorough review, I'll give it a go anyway. That's an image I didn't need seared into my psyche forever.įrankly, after sitting through all 149 grueling minutes of the director's latest assault on the senses, I'm at a loss for words. If a picture is worth a thousand words, that's your review right there – an otherwise respectable actor demeaning himself in one of the worst performances of his career, as his character is teabagged by the enormous steel testicles of a giant robot from outer space.

"I am directly below the enemy's scrotum."